Top 7 Reasons Martina Hingis Did Cocaine

Martina Hingis, former #1 woman tennis player in the world, was banned today from tennis by the International Tennis Federation (ITF) for testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon last year. When the cocaine accusations surfaced back in November, Hingis did announce that she was retiring. During that time, Martina Hingis denied using drugs.

Top 7 Reasons Martina Hingis Did Cocaine
7. She wanted to hang out, wanted someone to take her out, cocaine
6. She wanted to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
5. She got bad news, wanted to kick them blues, cocaine
4. Her day was done and she's got to run, cocaine
3. Her thing was gone and she wanted to ride on, cocaine
2. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, cocaine

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON MARTINA HINGIS DID COCAINE
1. She liked the way it smelled

I really like #2 above, just like those famous last words of one of our former presidents "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Sad situation, she should of used better judgement and just said no. But hopefully this brought a little smile to a bad situation.